Why a K-pouch is better

Top 5 reasons my K-pouch is better

Better than a j-pouch

5. I only have to go to the bathroom 4-5 times a day
4. I sleep through the night
3. No butt-burn
2. No urgency
1. No embarrassing noises!!

Better than an ileostomy

5. I only have to empty 4-5 times a day
4. I sleep through the night
3. No bag
2. No appliance
1. No Leaks!!!

Better than a colon
No. but, not a bad 2nd :)